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her hair so CRISPY
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#bg3#bg3 fanart#shadowheart#baldur's gate 3#love how i threw her in a lake one fanart ago and now she's sufferin the consequences#as someone who has dyed their black hair to platinum blonde.#YOU SHOULD NEVER LIFT YOUR HAIR THAT MUCH IN ONE NIGHT I AM BEGGING YOU#she can do it bc hot girl shit#but doing this irl???? will snap your hair in half#anyway#the commissioner said shadowheart and i went feral. blacked out. let selune take me
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"Lucien sits by the window, dressed in white and adorned with the peonies he ever so cherishes—a privilege bestowed by Lycoria only upon her Fatekeeper and faithful. But he wanted nothing from the goddess. Nothing, save for her spite."
#oc#art#oc art#illustration#halichor draws#peripeteia#lucien#lu's originally a redhead but he's pretty much blond for half the story#theeen he goes back to his red hair#but he glamors all sorts of stuff and not just his hair yea
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blond
#hlvrai#half live vr but the ai is self aware#benry#benrey#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#frenrey#i guess?#i think frenrey is funny but exactly how they are in the series#fun fact at first i was gonna make the hair lucious and long but then i was like#thats antithetical to the point#the whole nightmare is that benrey is blond#making it nice blond hair ruins it#but in my mind there exists a version of this comic where he takes off the helmet and its fuckin#finns hair in that one ep#you know the one#also if ur wondering why gordon looks different in the last panel its cause thats The Player not gordon#this is the players nightmare#god dammit long ass tags again
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Random OC drawings because brain cannot focus today but I wanted to draw something
#my art#OC#original character#still not sure if I wanna make Aya half uh demon hmmm#Verena#Aya#the other two r unnamed#the blonde one is a human with demigod powers (but her body isnt built for it …)#the other one is an ancient and powerful vampire lmao#cuz vampires sexc….
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Older doodle! Them again <3
#codywan#i am once again. Yes. i will only get worse#kraftykelpie's art#im almost half way through rebels (first time watch!!) and oh boy oh boy im going to get so much worse :)#wars in the stars#this little blond prick? oh he intrigues me. you kalluzeb/kallus posters already have made me obsessed with this little freak#star wars#obi wan x cody#cody x obi wan#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#cc 2224#marshal commander cody
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here’s how knockout-in-disguise can still win
#maccadam#transformers#transformers earthspark#tf earthspark#tfe#tf knockout#tf knock out#tf tarantulas#earthspark spoilers#FOR THE RECORD this is based on the half-jokey theory ive seen that Mr Smelt is KO in disguise#literally only bc 1) he's dramatic and gay and 2) they have the same voice actor#sorry for the image quality i forgot to change the canvas size#whirls.png#if idw can take knockout's tfp design and just make a few tweaks and call it a day then so can i#reference is from legally blonde btw in case you have not seen that#just realized its been literally two years since i posted art here? woops
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I know I'm like 80 years late to the meme but I finally remembered I wanted to draw this kjsdf
#first comfort character was a half human repressed alien space traveler in love with a blonde#good to see nothing has changed lmaooo#my art#digital art#fanart#doctor who#dr who#star trek#star trek TOS#Spock#S'chn T'gai Spock#The Doctor#ninth doctor#9th doctor#I think we're gonna have to kill this guy steven
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I do broadly love the LOTR films, but I do wish they used Gimli less for comic relief. They should have use Legolas.
#original post#lotr#lotr films#tolkein#im only like half joking#listen gimli is respected and respectable#legolas is a blonde freak#wandering about in his fucking ballet pumps#but noooooo studio execs are all like ha ha short person funny#LEGOLAS IS RIGHT THERE#gimli son of gloin#legolas#lord of the rings
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what, like it’s hard?, pt. one
“it’s just that… if i want to win a seat in congress by the time i’m thirty, i need to find someone who’s serious about my career. not some little elementary school teacher that cares more about his students than what he’s wearing on my campaign stops,” tommy tells steve, as they’re sitting in quite possibly the fanciest restaurant steve’s ever step foot in. the menu hadn’t even included any prices.
“but… i’m seriously in love with you.” steve feels like his whole world is falling apart. just last week he’d been so sure that tommy was getting ready to propose. he’d introduced steve to his family—they’d spent a week out on martha’s vineyard for a family reunion at which steve had met tommy’s great-grandmother, hands laden with rings as she’d winked when tommy had asked for a private conversation. steve had been so sure that conversation was about the family ring.
“and i love you too, baby, but look. you don’t want to have to leave your students for half the year to come on the campaign trail with me, do you?” tommy asks, not even really looking at steve. he continues to just eat his stupid dinner as if he’s not ripping steve’s heart out at this very moment.
and steve can’t help but think how silly this all is, because it’s not like tommy’s actually running for anything right now. steve doesn’t even teach yet, beyond the two days a week he does his student teaching. they’re only 22, they haven’t even graduated northwestern with their bachelors degrees! but tommy’s saying these things as if they’re all real, right now.
“and i’m off to harvard next fall. it’s not like we’ll stay together while i’m there and you’re still here, right?”
and the thing is, steve had actually thought he’d be going with tommy to boston. they’re both set to graduate in the spring, steve with his degree in education and tommy with a dual major in pre-law and political science. they hadn’t really ever talked about it, but they’d been together since the beginning of their sophomore year. so yes, steve had thought they’d still be together when tommy started at harvard law.
but now steve’s starting to feel extra stupid.
“so… what? you’re breaking up with me?” steve starts to feel his chest tightening, like he might cry. he can’t believe that two hours ago he thought he’d been getting ready for a proposal.
“don’t think of it as a breakup, stevie… think of it as a conscious uncoupling. we’re just moving in two different directions. i’ll be at harvard law next semester and you’ll be…” tommy gives him a look of slight disdain—steve has never seen tommy look at him like that. waitstaff? sure. his driver? absolutely. but it’s never been directed at steve before. “well, you’ll be teaching snot-nosed six year olds. we’re on different paths.”
and that’s what truly makes steve’s blood boil. his passion for teaching and education is one of his greatest qualities and he’d thought that had been part of the reason tommy loved him. he didn’t realize that tommy loved him in spite of that. he’s not gonna let some asshole like tommy montgomery hagan iii tell him he’s no good.
so he doesn’t respond. he just takes the linen napkin off his lap and throws it on his half-eaten steak dinner and marches out of the restaurant.
tommy doesn’t even follow him out.
~*~
“oh steve… i’m sorry,” robin says to him about an hour later while steve lays his head in her lap on their dingy couch.
“it’s not even that he broke up with me,” he explains through tears. “it’s that he basically said i was worthless. like i couldn’t do anything better than teaching. as if teaching isn’t even an admirable profession! where would he be without his teachers, huh? isn’t this all about going to stupid harvard? what does he think the professors there actually do? knit?”
“is this a bad time to tell you that i always kind of hated him?” robin says, maybe trying to get him to laugh. but it kind of surprises steve. he sits up, knocking her hands from where they’ve been carding through his hair in the process.
“you did?! no, you didn’t.” he searches robin’s face for a moment and then sighs. “why didn’t you say anything? you could’ve saved me a whole lot of wasted time.”
“babe, you were so gooey-eyed for that guy, nothing i said was gonna change that. a crowbar couldn’t have pried you away from him. but you have to know he was an asshole.” when steve stares at her blankly, she huffs. “steve, he used to offer to cover the whole tab when we went out. how often did he ever actually pay, even for his own drinks? he made poor jonathan cry the last time we were all here for game night, just because jonathan asked for clarification on the rules for pictionary.” steve is still staring at her. “he tried to stiff argyle by offering him a flight on his dad’s private jet instead of paying for his weed and we all know he doesn’t even have access to the jet. dude was cheap as fuck and not even nice about it.”
steve thinks about it. it was kind of true. tommy was a horrible tipper—steve usually laid down a couple of twenties when they went to dinner together when tommy wasn’t looking. he can remember more than a few times where the guy had sent their food back even though it had looked perfectly wonderful to steve. so… okay, maybe robin had a point.
steve tells her as much, then adds, “but he was always nice to me.”
robin snorts. “are you kidding? he’s stood you up so many times i can’t even remember all of them. remember that time he said his first impression of you was that you weren’t as hot as your pictures? who says that to the person they’re dating?”
steve groans and lays his head back down in her lap.
“okay, so maybe you have a point about that too. but i was gonna marry him, rob. what do i do now?” he knows he’s whining, but he feels just a little bit entitled to it right now.
“i don’t know, babe. get over it, i guess. welcome to the world of us singles. it sucks out here.” steve can hear the fondness in robin’s voice as she says it, but still. it does sting just a little.
they sit there in silence for a while, with robin running her hands through his hair again. it’s so soothing that he almost jumps out of his skin when she speaks again.
“hey, you know what would be super funny?” she’s laughing a little as she says it.
“what?” steve had been dozing just a little and his voice sounds muffled by fatigue.
“if you got into harvard and just showed up on the first day. imagine the look on his face.”
steve laughs at how ridiculous that sounds. like he could get into harvard. plus, he’s got teaching to think about. he doesn’t have a place yet, but he knows he’ll get one soon.
but as he sits there with robin’s hands stroking through his hair, he begins to daydream about how shocked tommy would be. about how he’d have no choice but to eat his words when steve proves himself by getting into one of the most competitive programs in the country. about how good it would feel to prove the bastard wrong.
“robin?” she hums in response. “you’re a goddamn genius.”
~*~
“dingus, are you sure you want to do this?”
the spring semester starts in three days. it’s their last semester at northwestern and there’s nothing but great big darkness on the horizon of steve’s future. he hasn’t slept in two days, busy studying, thick workbooks piled around around him at the kitchen table. he knows what he must look like, over-caffeinated with bruises under his eyes.
“i’m sure.” steve has his lsat exam in one week. “i have to take the exam this week. apps are due by march first.”
“no, steve, i don’t mean taking the test. i mean applying at all. it’s clearly more stress than it’s worth. do you even want to go to law school?” robin sounds concerned and normally steve would think it’s very sweet, but currently it does nothing but irritate him.
“i could,” he responds grumpily.
robin sighs. “i just mean… is this worth it?”
steve looks up then and sees her biting her lip, clearly worried about him. he puts his pencil down and stops the timer on his phone, giving her his full attention.
“this isn’t just about tommy.” robin gives him a skeptical look and it’s his turn to sigh. “it’s really not. maybe it started out that way, maybe it was just a stupid joke to get revenge on the asshole, but now it’s more than that. it’s proving that i can do something unexpected of me.” he swallows. “no one even believed i would get into college. i was just some stupid jock in high school who’d never amount to anything. and then i got in to northwestern and i was so shocked and happy. but i found out that my dad had actually pulled a bunch of strings. so i hadn’t gotten in on my own merits. he didn’t think i could. but now…” he runs a hand through his hair nervously. he’s never said any of this out loud before. “he’s not around now. there’s no one to help me. no safety net. if i can do this, it’ll prove something to me. something that maybe i don’t really believe yet.”
he expects robin to say something about external validation being a corrupting force and identity built on academic achievement being solely a losing game, but she doesn’t. instead, she sits down across the table from him and picks up a workbook.
“okay,” she says. “what do we have to do?”
~*~
“mail here?” steve calls out when he hears the front door close behind robin.
there’s a moment that feels like a pause. “yeah, it’s here.”
steve practically sprints from his bedroom to his living room. robin holds a single white envelope in her hand. steve all but snatches it from her.
his fingers move to rip it open, but then he hesitates. he thrusts it back towards robin. “i can’t,” he tells her. “you do it.”
her eyebrows shoot up. “you’re sure?” steve nods. he watches her rip the envelope open, bouncing on his feet. she scans the page and then she’s smiling.
steve grabs the paper from her. “oh my god?!” he yells. “oh my god!”
robin practically jumps into his arms. “179, baby! harvard law here we come.”
~*~
even after such a successful run at the lsats, there’s still the little matter of actually getting in to the school. steve’s only experience with the academic application process was with undergrad and it appears that applying for anything beyond a bachelors degree is an entirely different ball game. he’s so out of his depth that he’s forced to turn to grad school message boards for advice and tips of how to get in. it seems like everyone else is applying to a hundred different schools while steve’s only applying to one. he learns this is a terrible strategy for planning one’s future, but that doesn’t really matter to steve. for him, it’s harvard or nothing.
there are so many different parts of the application that it makes steve’s head spin. there’s the statement of purpose and the personal statement—the difference between those two requires robin’s careful and slow explanation about three separate times. then there’s the writing sample and the application and the recommendations and the transcripts and and and
but with robin’s help, steve completes each component and successfully sends his materials by the day of the deadline.
steve’s never been a patient person. no one on earth would accuse him of that, so even he can tell that he’s getting on robin’s nerves every day as he practically pounces on her when she returns from collecting the mail.
and then one day, finally, at the end of april, she comes through the front door and clutched in her hand is a big, thick white envelope emblazoned with the words ‘harvard law’ in bold, beautiful crimson red.
~*~
“last chance to back out,” robin says smiling as she swings herself up into the passengers seat of their rented u-haul.
“nah.” steve returns her smile as he slides his sunglasses from his hair onto his face. “let’s get out of this dump.”
and with that, they leave their first apartment behind, headed to the coast.
[wanted to finish this completely before posting but my benadryls kicking in and i have no self control. eventual steddie, promise! no tag list for this one, sorry!! it’s giving me anxiety on the other one lol absolutely not edited, if u see a typo no u don’t. i wrote this on my phone in a feverish frenzy. also, i originally invented someone for the role of warner but then i was like ‘IDIOT!!!!! why would u not choose tommy?????’ so if there’s a name in here that shouldn’t be, no there isn’t.]
#the not as hot as ur pictures thing is a real thing my ex said to me after we’d been together for like six months lol called me ugly 😭#legally blonde au#steddie#steddie fic#steddie legally blonde au#this will EVENTUALLY be steddie if i write more lol#robin buckley#steve harrington#platonic stobin#steddie fanfic#steddie ficlet#i’m setting it up!!!!!#eddie will be a bartender not a law guy sorry!!!! lawyer!eddie just don’t feel right to me#steddie fanfiction#steddie blurb#guess what i watched tonight#well i also watched mean girls lol#here have this half finished thing#i wanted to finish it before posting but
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Anders doodle that I could have put more effort into but I got lazy :P
Anyways this specifically is meant to take place after he patches up Hawke after the Arishok fight. I was writing it last night and went "hm I should draw that"
Bonus, shitty sketch I did at 2am when I had this idea and the writing segment that inspired it. It's so funny I talk about my writing a lot but I never share it cause it scares me lmao
#dragon age#anders#da2#my art#anders da2#i really SHOULD share my writing more#however i have the chronic combo of never finishing anything and also being painfully self conscious of my writing#so. eventually. i swear ill get something out i have like 20 different wips rn tho#i keep making new ones i have got to be stopped#also another fun fact. idk why but i thought anders was almosy ginger for the longest time#even though his nickname. is blondie.#idk his hair does NOT look blond half the time istg#in certain lightings it looks much lighter tho s
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He got a chip on his shoulder
#christian borle#cborle#falsettos#legally blonde#chip zien#haha#marvin falsettos#Emmett forest#i thought about that half asleep#i'm so funny guys
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y'all for fucking real. don't fucking write slave fics or x reader fics of aventurine's slavery??? are you guys out of your goddamn minds???
#i swear half of you don't fucking think.#what makes you think it's okay or “angsty” to write fics about suffering like that#especially without nuance?? or any understanding of the ramifications#its one thing to write about it being integrated into his past#but it's another thing to write it as an *in the moment* thing#especially if you're writing it to portray him being bought again -- who gives a shit if the reader “saves” him or “treats him nicely”#that's still a perpetuation of the cycle of abuses#like it's still already brain dead of hoyoverse to write about the suffering of POC by using a fair skinned blonde man#but come on#i thought we were better than this??#like yeahh#dont get me wrong - i love aventurine and his development. the writing is amazing despite how bad form using very white features#to portray a real race of color and it's suffering (the romani)#but you guys. come the fuck on#hsr aventurine#aventurine honkai star rail#aventurine x reader#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr x reader#i know it's “NOT THAT SEROUS” because it's a fictional game but im still putting tags for racism and slavery bro. wtf y'all#tw racism#tw slavery#random talk
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It was kinda cold today
#chilaios#art#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#laios#human Chil I’m still figuring out AJDHSH half foot is easier to like scrunch his face idk#the most basic divorced alcoholic and blonde white dog but sir sir sir excuse me sir hello sir
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harper m.d. (2004)
#original post#tentacle draws#harper#harper the doctor#dol#dol game#degrees of lewdity game#degrees of lewdity#the time it took to draw this was three and a half episodes of house :)#harper is only ever described as having a blond fringe which i can choose to interpret as ONLY their fringe being blond i think.#because i can do what i want. and its cute. rule of cute means anything goes
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#hey waiter? yeah i'll take ten more of these fucked up little blond bitches#he's talking about tim in this image btw (bc he has no friends in canon🤫)#my favorite hc ever is that bear unpromted just drops horrifying lore in convos#and he also refuses to elaborate. dad style. and tim has to red string it all together#tim has soooo many questions and bear refuses to answer#t: what do you mean that for 6 months you were addicted to cocaine????? what does that /mean/?????#b: oh yeah i've been buried alive before#tim who turned his head so fast he got whiplash: .....what?#bear‚ half out of it: there's so much blood on my hands tim. i'll never be clean#tim: *genuinely doesnt know if bear is talking about grieves‚ the cult‚ or smth else that happened during their separation*#anyway bear spending like 6 months to a year in heavy counseling/rehab before he got together with tim is canon to me#ill expand on that later#bernard dowd
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made a "what if rhaenyra had daughters instead of sons" fancast – so now i feel it is only justice to do a "what if alicent had daughters instead of sons" edition.
[ elle fanning as alyssa targaryen. feel like some of her work in the great is very much a fem!aegon vibe. also obligatorily named after vizzy t's mama ]
[ freya allan/hunter schafer as aemma targaryen. viserys is BOUND to name a kid aemma if he had more daughters, i'm convinced. aemma would believe herself visenya reborn.
where freya has the environment/resources to suit a fem aemond, hunter schafer has the looks 1000% ]
[ anya taylor joy as daenaera targaryen. no notes, just felt like daeron had to be looped in here as the 3rd son ]
#and helaena is still helaena because shes perfect the fact she is#i dont wanna hear any complaints yall go out there and find pretty blonde medieval girls and tell me how easy it is!!!#devoted to aemond being aemma cause imagine your son gets killed by your half sister who has the same name as your mom#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#daeron targaryen#alicent hightower#viserys targaryen#team green#house of the dragon#hotd#asoiaf#targtowers#helaena targaryen
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